Weekend Warriors

[dinoiii]

I normally take the weekends off from the gym - this is part of the endocrine 3-2-1 training plan.


With the move forthcoming, I was forced to workout on Saturday. So I wanted to start a thread including some of the weirdest "weekend warrior" stories you may have.



Mine for this past weekend: A guy sneezed in the locker room. Another guy said "God bless you!" The guy who sneezed replied - "Don't be pushing your Christian shit on me," punched his locker and walked out!

wtf

[wedgylx]

I've got a pretty good story. I'm doing curls and I'm resting between sets at my gym, behind me is the assisted dip/pullup machine.

There's some hero flirting with a girl who clearly wasnt interested, but he's being persistent. He's trying to look all smooth and jumps up to sit on the knee rests of the machine while he's bothering her. There was little or no resistance on the machine and he CRASHED to the ground. He was laying on the ground shreaking that he thought he broke his tail bone.

One of the funniest gym experiences ever, I'd pay to see it again

[ghostwheel]

I am a haole (white). Local hawaiian chicks don't usually date haole unless they want to be seen as loose and somehow lose face. Don't ask me why. :roll: It is a small island community. Anyway I make it a POINT NEVER to make passes at girls in the gym or actually talk to anyone. Just do my lifting and that is it.

I was doing my usual bench press routine at the Kona Gold's gym. I happened to be wearing one of those gold's weightlifter type string tank tops. The most ripped in shape and beautiful local hawaiian head turning knock out girl ever in the gym was talking to two local hawaiian guys standing a few feet away, one of whom was her boyfriend.

I guess they were all staring at me or something cause the girl said "Wow! That guy's chest is built up!" Then her boyfriend said "chest muscles are for wimps."
Then she laughed at him so hard and walked away.

[italionstallionl]

i heard one of the greatest sayings ever while at the gym

im doing curls next to a few guys and this beautiful girl walks by, perfect body, perfect everything, i mean 9.5/10 ( i dont give 10's)

one of the guys turns to the other and says, "ahhh man, onion ass"

im thinking to myself, uhh that cant be good

the other guy smiles and says "definitely"

they didnt look disgusted or anything so i decided to ask what he was talking about

he was like, "onion ass, come on man, its when an ass is so nice it brings tears to your eyes, just like an onion"

i started cracking up, i took me a couple minutes to get back into the right frame of mind to lift again, but he was right, what an onion ass she had

ghost-is that where your name comes from-ghost=haole

[ghostwheel]

GHOSTWHEEL comes from an out of print Roger Zelazny book series. (Amber series)

GHOSTWHEEL was a magical multidimensional machine that accidently attained conciousness.

The book starts where the protagonist wakes up from heavy drug sedation restrained in a straight jacket in a padded cell in a high security mental hospital and has absolutely no idea who or where he is.

:shock:

Later in the book he is confronted by a real living Sphinx (traditionally Guardians of the truth) who asks him a question which if he answers wrong then the Sphinx will eat him. So he answers and the Sphinx says "WRONG!" preparing to eat the protagonist. Then the protagonist explains to the sphinx why his answer is more correct than the Sphinx's prepared answer and how the Sphinx was of course big and mean enough to eat him, but just please don't pretend it has anything all to do with being a guardian of the truth which is the Sphinx's charge. So the Sphinx pauses and says that according to the rules of the ancient riddle game, since the Sphinx's question fairly had more than correct answer, that the protagonist had to ask the Sphinx a question, and if the Sphinx couldn't answer correctly, than he would let him go. The protagonist said to the sphinx "This is crazy I don't want to ask YOU any questions!" So the Sphinx crouched up on it's hind legs preparing to attack, licked his chops and said "Than you lose by default" and prepared to eat him. "Wait a minute i thought of a question" said the protagonist. So the Sphinx says "OK let's hear it then"

"WHAT IS RED AND BROWN AND SPINS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND?"

Please enter your guesses below and I will say how it ends tommorrow,

[max von]

The best story that i can give you and i dont have that many but my wife works out with me at the gym but is sometimes not in the same room as me . A gym stud came up to her and asked her her name he then asked her if she would like to go out for a gym after her work out and she responded "Only if my husband says its okay he is right behind you, you can ask him. " the guy turned around and lokked at me and he was gone poor fella guess he picked the wrong one

max von

[ghostwheel]

but what would you have said if he asked you? :roll:

[max von]

Ghost

for the right price everything is negotiable :lol:

max von

[wedgylx]

Ghost

for the right price everything is negotiable :lol:

max von

hahaha...

[max von]

Wedglyx

hope she dont see that one

max von

[ghostwheel]

Yes I don't think most married women would react too well to being "pimped out" by their husband.
8)

:lol:

WHAT IS RED AND BROWN AND SPINS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND?

[max von]

ghost

my wife has a really good sense of humor it showed to he and here commment was well i do need the money for nursing school :shock:

max von

[Superman]

WHAT IS RED AND BROWN AND SPINS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND?


So.... What?

[ghostwheel]

The Sphinx insisted on 3 guesses due to the nature of the question. The protagonist agreed, though he stated that three guesses was technically outside the rules of the Ancient Riddle game. The Sphinx started to open his mouth several times as if to speak, then paused and thought for a while longer. Hours passed. The protagonist reached into his backpack and pulled out a sandwich to eat. Then the protagonist got up and did a few stretches. The Sphinx objected but was told "Hey I can't just sit around like a statue while you think over the riddle." The Sphinx grumbled but continued to think. The Sphinx's mouth opened as if to form a word but then closed and he reflected deep in thought as to the correct answer. Meanwhile the protagonist, continuing to exercise, reached into his backpack and pulled out a fencing rapier to exercise with. The protagonist told the Sphinx "Don't worry, I am just exercising" but the Sphinx noticed the skill with which the blade was handled, and that there seemed to be something unusual about the rapier, which was unsettling and distracted the Sphinx who was still concentrating on the riddle. Then the protagonist sat down again laying the rapier in front of him and pulled out a very ancient book from his backpack saying, "You go ahead and think about the riddle I'll just sit here and read" The Sphinx made 3 guesses. Actually 4 guesses since he snuck in two on the last guess,

Why don't you make one.
:roll:

[caniplaywith_madness]

I normally take the weekends off from the gym - this is part of the endocrine 3-2-1 training plan.


With the move forthcoming, I was forced to workout on Saturday. So I wanted to start a thread including some of the weirdest "weekend warrior" stories you may have.



Mine for this past weekend: A guy sneezed in the locker room. Another guy said "God bless you!" The guy who sneezed replied - "Don't be pushing your Christian shit on me," punched his locker and walked out!

wtf

must of been an anal aclu member :roll: