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TheKoos
May 4th, 2006, 07:38 PM
This thread is to help Swoll with the Mrs. Swoll application so he does not forget any questions for the ap.


I'll start with a couple.

- On a scale of 1-10 how important is sex to you?

- Only applications with a current photo attached will be considered.
SwollOnIron
May 4th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Question 2: How often do you get headaches, fatigue, and general feelings of "not quite being up for it"?

Question 3: Are you OK with a man who spends as much time in front of a mirror as you do (it is a gym mirror though)?

Question 4: Are you OK with the other person being more egocentric than you - And are you willing to support them in their egocentrism?
garb
May 5th, 2006, 10:44 AM
question 5: would you let swoll bring a second women into the action?

question 6: do you have hot friends for garb? :)
Clickster
May 5th, 2006, 10:53 AM
Question 7 - Do you like your women bigger & stronger than you so they can throw you around during sex? (They are ****ing you, you aren't ****ing them.)
Jswoll
May 5th, 2006, 12:32 PM
This is an interesting thread, I really needed a copy of the application last night at the gas station, DAMN! but I hollared at old girl anyway, and I'll call her later, so a app would be helpful.
shuttaLCD
May 5th, 2006, 02:49 PM
Man Swoll.... Send some of those women down this way (TX)...I'll be more than happy to take them :) ...

I dont need no stinkin applications

LOL

-Shutta
TheKoos
May 8th, 2006, 05:27 PM
- Do you own your own home?

- What kind of car do you drive?
berserker
May 8th, 2006, 05:38 PM
- Will Swoll be kept in the lifestyle to which he's become accustomed?

- Are you turned on by people who refer to themselves in the third person? How about in the 3rd person while using an internet screen name?

- How large is too large?
Jswoll
May 9th, 2006, 10:23 AM
- Will Swoll be kept in the lifestyle to which he's become accustomed?

- Are you turned on by people who refer to themselves in the third person? How about in the 3rd person while using an internet screen name?

- How large is too large?
I like these;)

I actually do reference third person in real life a lot more than I should.
Clickster
May 10th, 2006, 02:22 AM
Clickster talks in 3rd person quite a bit aswell.
berserker
May 10th, 2006, 03:10 AM
Clickster talks in 3rd person quite a bit aswell.


To do this in Swoll fashion, you need to refer to yourself as: Click or Ster (preferable). Serker says so! :P
TheKoos
May 10th, 2006, 06:51 AM
- Do you intend to WORSHIP me?

- Swoll says the most important part of the vows for a woman is "love, honor, and obey". Do you agree?
garb
May 10th, 2006, 04:17 PM
- Do you intend to WORSHIP me?

nice one....
Jswoll
May 10th, 2006, 04:55 PM
Wow, is my head really that swollen?


Um...yep, it is:D
Jswoll
May 10th, 2006, 05:40 PM
This one post goes out to a lovely lady, miss babyblaze.

I don't normally do this but right before I got off work today (4:58pm) I saw you repleying to this thread and now no post, so what's up? Half broken thoughts? Something you reconsidered? Just wanting to know, cause hey Swoll pays attention to the ladies paying attention to Swoll and I really wanted to know what you were gonna say (from a female perspective and all, ya know). Anyway, just had to pop that off.
TheKoos
May 10th, 2006, 05:45 PM
A true lady always plays a little hard to get. ;)
babyblaze76
May 11th, 2006, 10:27 AM
Well if you really want to know..........First you must understand that women are miracles of divine contradiction......Second from my perspective I dont think Swoll needs any applications, all he has to do is be his charming self.
(he already has an admirer). Not every one finds love at a gas station.....or needs to have applications(I know you were just kidding...right) What can I say, I'm a girl, I dream of finding love myself, someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, to share dreams and screams ( the good kind).The right person is not the one to complement you (we are a whole) but the one to supplement you.(Make you a better person than you already are.)

Well I guess thats all I have to say for now...........

Oh and about the application ..what is it with you guys and threesomes?
Jswoll
May 11th, 2006, 11:00 AM
Oh and about the application ..what is it with you guys and threesomes?
I was asking myself the same thing;)

(he already has an admirer)
Really and who might that be?????
babyblaze76
May 11th, 2006, 11:05 AM
I was asking myself the same thing;)

Really and who might that be?????


Well if you cant guess by now Im not telling you. ;-)
Jswoll
May 11th, 2006, 11:18 AM
Well if you cant guess by now Im not telling you. ;-)
Always playing hard to get, hey sweet thing? Why do you torture me so? Why not just admit it you find me irresistible, devistatingly charming, and are more intrigued by me then most of the men you've ever met?
babyblaze76
May 11th, 2006, 11:27 AM
You had me at hello......... Well I don't know about all that but you do have a je ne se quoi. that I like
Jswoll
May 11th, 2006, 11:36 AM
You had me at hello......... Well I don't know about all that but you do have a je ne se quoi. that I like
Well, do you ever get down to Mississippi?