I want to be Mrs. Swoll

[TheKoos]

This thread is for all the ladies who would like to plead their case as to why they should get to be Mrs. Swoll.

O.K. Ladies............Fire away!



p.s. As hard as it will be please do not try to make any passes at TheKoos as I am a married man. I am only here to help Swoll narrow down the field and offer the advice of a 16 years married man.

[Jswoll]

"If you build it they will come."
prepare for the flood of ladies now.

[Trans_Isomer]

Ladies Ladies, times a wastin! Get to posting your applications for the Royal Swoleness

[snakemw]

what is going on? no ladies have replied yet. they must be at a lost for words or something.

[lifter1417]

MMMM.... i guess there must not be any ladies on this forum cause if so im sure that swoll would already have been married and had 3 kids by now.

[Clickster]

Wow! I am a man and I want Jswoll, too bad I don't make the qualifications for this thread. :(

[Cyber Ninja]

Wow! I am a man and I want Jswoll, too bad I don't make the qualifications for this thread. :(

Well, in some states u might be considered a lady if you crossdress.

[TheKoos]

I assume the ladies must all be responding by PM.

Swoll just make sure you don't let your inbox fill up as I'm sure it would dissapoint quite a few prospects.

[Jswoll]

Yes, there's a lot of PM's really!:)

But unfortunately most of them were from Click:(

No, really we need to go out a recruit some females, really hot ones would be nice, no psycho's (i.e. my ex-girlfriends), exhibitionist and freaky-deaky, fun women a definite plus. I've got an idea!

"Chris, hey Chris"

Sometimes I have to scream so loud to get his attention.

"Chris, can we get like...um...some feminine hygiene products or whatever those d@mn females like and are into to lure them over here? Vacuum cleaners and kitchen utensils, they like that too"

[TheKoos]

Great idea Swoll.

I hope Chris reads this.

I think they also like irons and mops because everytime I give my wife a new mop or iron as a present she say "you shouldn't have" which I think means she thinks I went way overboard or something.

[SwollOnIron]

Man, get her a swiffer (ukno the one on the info-mercial). My wife always wants stuff on info-mercials, so I make sure to buy her the ones for cleaning and cooking. Hell she even wanted a "Little Giant" and I thought "no way", but after a while I realized if I got it she would not pester me to get things out of cabinets for her....well now she askes me to get the little giant out, so she can get the Pan,wrapping paper, what ever...not my best purchase...

But the vacume cleaner and swiffer...those were good buys. :)

[SwollOnIron]

BTW, to get more hotties, we need to create a shell site that links to DA...something about the term "anabolics" just scares/intemidates women...maybe a "get thin, lose that @ss" type site...then link to JSwolls PM for personal training...but pictures required...he has to know what he is "working" with... lol

[Cyber Ninja]

BTW, to get more hotties, we need to create a shell site that links to DA...something about the term "anabolics" just scares/intemidates women...maybe a "get thin, lose that @ss" type site...then link to JSwolls PM for personal training...but pictures required...he has to know what he is "working" with... lol

You my friend are a freakin Genius.

[TheKoos]

I assume the ladies must all be responding by PM.

Swoll just make sure you don't let your inbox fill up as I'm sure it would dissapoint quite a few prospects.

I bet the new PM expansion is helping with this;)

[Jswoll]

I bet the new PM expansion is helping with this;)
believe it or not, yeah it kinda is.

[Jswoll]

Lately I've been thinking of taking applications to be Mrs. Swoll in real life, and by applications I mean full-on applications (references and all)--my best friend and his girlfriend (who would make the perfect applicant BTW) are fully against this, but you guys know me this wouldn't be the strangest thing I've ever done and it kinda fits in with the theme of my weird, wild life. But it's time for good old Swoll to settle down, I think!?! Especially after that incident in the strip club in Birmingham Sunday, I think I need a controlling hottie to help keep me in check, cause if left to my own vices(alcohol, women, fast cars, fast cars with alcohol and women) I will self destruct, but if I have someone on my ass all the time I'm great. I don't know I think it's time for Swoll to settle down, well I can at least type up the application.