Dizzle's rant

[Dizzle1]

Ok So I have had few and I’m writing this for all the young guys in college. Stay single have fun, experiment get nuts, but don’t get married. I was a late bloomer in High school, I had the popularity and everything else but I stuck to one girl (bad choice). I’m telling all of you young guys (yes I’ve been drinking) have fun and don’t settle down until you are at least 30. Make your money and get the things you want before making the plunge. One last thing older women rock, that is all, and now back to my only friend tonight

[UNCfan1]

Are u drunk if so what are u drinking lol

[Dizzle1]

Yes very much so

[cole_jacked]

hey dizzle i feel you...to all the single guys stay single forever. if you do settle down things can only get worse

[Dizzle1]

Cole, man I'm sorry, it will be five years this April ..............Damn, and double damn. You kow what sucks, when you get amrried girls come out of the wood work and don't care if you married it's like they want you more

[cole_jacked]

I know what you mean, i get hit on more now then I ever have. I have a theory on women - all woman are whores, or aspiring to be one.

i will be married two in sept., sometimes are good and some are real bad

[cole_jacked]

drink a heiniken for me....stuck at work for another hour and a half

[Dizzle1]

Cole you rock, and I agree,I wish they taught classes to young kids ,that's why I am spreading my word to all the young guys here. I kid you not, mark my words get as much poon as possible now (but me safe, cannnot stress that part enough) hell why we're on that subject.........When I was in my Sr year in HS i cheated on my girlfriend and thought nothing of it until a year later when my lymph nodes swelled up like christmas ball, I though I was dying and had HIV becasue i was taking a history of sex class and we were going over disease. Good news I was just sick w/ some cold, but the lesson is wrpa you tool up tight and trust nobody,i don't care if she tells you that you are the first. If your dong does not burn off you will be a dad,either way you can kiss college and your dreams away.......................be smart

[Dizzle1]

uh oh wife is home

[UNCfan1]

ur ok just drink as many as u can before she starts bitching

[cole_jacked]

good luck bro

[Dizzle1]

there is no bitching, if you refuse to listen 1) rule # one when they get crazy and start speaking about god knows what, ex:off the subject, just tune out ( i used to go to martial arts or the gym, now i type here on the forum. She went straight to bed, i'm sure lots to talk about in the morning over brunch, looks like it's 60 laps in the pool in the am and an extra hard workout-Dizzle out, thanks for listening to me complain, you guys are great

[Dizzle1]

Thanks for all the help last night guys, all is well in the house of Dizzle today. I got up and felt great despite it being 7:30 am thanks to liverite, that stuff does wonder, oh and of course some B12,6. I actually think I'll head over to the gym now before brunch, and go back for an extra round tonight. Thanks again for helping me through the drakest hour,I feel I will be getting back on the horse to ride again...................dizzle out

[Clickster]

You're the man dizzle, anytime. ;)