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ghostwheel
October 25th, 2005, 08:51 PM
OK I will NEVER drink this myself but if you are absolutely insane or want to impress your gym coach :

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For the HARDCORE TUNA SHAKE lovers out there.... remember no matter what it is JUST DUMP IT IN THE BLENDER AND IT'S A SHAKE !!!

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The OFFICIAL D/FW Assault Crew Tuna Shake - By Chef Jeff Amason
2 6oz cans Tuna in water(or oil if on Bodyopus Diet)
2 cups water or skim milk
4 large ice cubes

Blend until smooth & creamy. This is a must for any hardcore lifter.
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The Virile Mary Tuna Shake - By Master Chef John Romano
1 can solid white tuna in water,drained
2 1/2 cups V-8 juice
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil (optional)
2 tbsp lemon juice
a dash of a good Habanero pepper sauce

Dump it all in a blender for a few seconds and frappe for a few seconds til smooth. Serve with a stalk of celery and a Shot of Stoli( a good vasodialtor for you bodybuilders.......the powerlifters are going "a vasodi....WHAT")
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The Boston Special - By Bruce " this guy ain't no chef" Kneller
"In a large vat mix.. 4 cans of tuna packed in oil(no need to take the tuna out of the can, just think of the extra chromium you get this way) , 1 large bottle of Jose Cuervo "Tres Generaciones" or if you prefer, use Mezcal ,and one 1/2 gallon of Heavy Cream. Mix by hand and serve in a dirty ashtray. Yummy !!! If you've got the seeds.......-BK--"
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HARDCORE TUNA SHAKE - Chef Tony (ain't got no surname)
200gm Tuna in Water (Drained of course)
1+1/4 Pint Semi-Skimmed Milk
2 Large Raw Eggs
2 Medium Sized Bananas
3 Heaped Teaspoons Protein Suppliment (Egg and Milk Whey)

In a blender, one pint mid-morning and one pint mid-afternoon.

Just necked a pint, TONY
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"This isn't a shake but it actually sounds palatable" - By John (ain't got no last name)
400g Tuna
16 oz soft curd cheese
1/2pt approx. mayonnaise
1/4-1/2pt plain yogurt
juice of 1 lemon
1-2 cloves crushed garlic
4 tsp gelatine
4 tablespoons water
salt/pepper (to taste)
Worcestershire sauce (I love this stuff) or Tabasco sauce (not too much, now!)

Process tuna, cheese & garlic to a paste in a food mixer. Add mayo, yogurt, lemon, seasoning and sauces, process to smooth then add dissolved gelatine (read a cook book about best ways to handle gelatine). Pour into wetted moulds. Refrigerate and eat on fresh thick slices of bread (not nasty steamed loaves!). Nice on toast too.. Mom used to make it with cream but it was really too rich, but nice. Keep on eating (it's the only reason I work out so hard) John
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*TUNA SHAKE, BOSTON STYLE!!!* (aka "Tuna Chowder")- Kneller Strikes Again
2 - 7 oz cans of chunk white tuna packed in oil
1 - 16 oz bottle of "V-8" vegetable drink
2 - 1 tsp of WHITE Worcestershire sauce
1/2 clove of garlic
1/4 Sweet Vidalia Onion

Place the contents in a food processor and set to "puree" for 90-120 seconds.
Pour in a large bowl and allow to chill in the refrigerator for 1 hour. Garnish with a sprig of parsley.
Add "Oysterette Crackers" for more carbs.

Tah Dah!!! That's it. I actually had a few of these and it is not "that bad".<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

PumptilHurts
October 25th, 2005, 10:01 PM
i'll run right to the toilet!!!!!!

snakemw
October 25th, 2005, 10:24 PM
think ill let somebody else give these a try.

Ibanez
October 25th, 2005, 11:17 PM
LMAO.... Ok TOUGH GUYS,.... the gauntlet has been laid down... I am with Mr Snake... I will pass too... who wants to give a review??...lol, I can just picture it now....

6:00pm - Prepared tuna shake
6.01pm - Drank tuna shake (held nose with other hand)
6.02pm - painted the walls with my bowels

shuttaLCD
October 25th, 2005, 11:29 PM
well...i do it occasionally...lol...its not that bad..i LOVE tuna though..


makes no difference to me..its all goin to the same place...


-Shutta

Ibanez
October 25th, 2005, 11:31 PM
*Ibanez bows to Shutta* Damn son, you training for the UFC or something??? More than a match for me... I LOVE tuna too, but I think the whole imagery of tuna shakes just makes me green!!

snakemw
October 25th, 2005, 11:31 PM
i love steak but i couldnt have a steak shake. anyways anybody who can drink this def. has my respect.

Ibanez
October 25th, 2005, 11:33 PM
I have these Universal GH pills that are gigantic, thats enough to make me gag once in a while... My wife starts laughing everytime she hears me doing that... I feel positively awful ;)

max von
October 25th, 2005, 11:51 PM
there are so many things wrong with that

PumptilHurts
October 26th, 2005, 12:16 AM
I used take a few minutes for concentration to swallow one of those.....my god my wife was behind me all the time in case of choking LOL.

Ibanez
October 26th, 2005, 12:17 AM
So many things wrong with what Max? The tuna shake or the gigantic GH pills..lol

max von
October 26th, 2005, 12:20 AM
The shake, that is just horrible

Ibanez
October 26th, 2005, 12:21 AM
I tried Gakic the other day... sheesh, you need to take 8 pills if memory serves me correct. and they ain't lil' puppies either..... Awful grey color. Wife starts laughing as I try and swallow 2 at a time and more gagging.... LMAO

Ibanez
October 26th, 2005, 12:24 AM
Actually the worst pill out there has to be the Universal NO2... ERGGH.... Not the results, they seem fine... Open the bottle and breathe it deep in your nostrils... I won't reprint what it smells like, but lets just say if you have smelled it, you will probably know what I mean....

bigboy67
January 7th, 2007, 01:40 AM
screw you guys man, i am gonna give this a shot! love the tuna (take that how you will) and am always up for something new (at least once).

i'll come back tomorrow and describe word for word my bowel movement afterwards, hell there may even be pics :) haha, but seriously i am gonna try this tomorrow morning, but i am gonna go with some broccolli, tuna, milk, and some olive oil.

wish me luck

bigboy67
January 7th, 2007, 06:36 PM
BIGBOY'S TUNA SHAKE
never let it be said that i am not a man of my word!
INGREDIENTS:
2 cups milk
2 cans tuna in water
1/2 cup peanuts
tablespoon olive oil
cup of carrots
1 raw egg

I have to say that this bad boy wasnt too bad. hell for a bunch of guys that take the nastiest tasting supplements, this should have been a cake walk, and it was. i do believe the tuna shake will become a staple in my diet. i am gonna fart around with some ingredients and see what works best for me

what's that you say? you dont believe me? you want pics you say?
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/jobailey32/food%20stuff/january7001.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/jobailey32/food%20stuff/january7002.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d176/jobailey32/food%20stuff/january7003.jpg

Now that's a meal.

Voodoo
January 8th, 2007, 10:25 AM
oh god, you win man. thats just ****ing gross.

bigboy67
January 8th, 2007, 11:37 AM
it really wasnt too bad man. slammed a shitload of protein/carbs/fats all in a couple of minutes without having to cook anything

llllern
January 8th, 2007, 04:08 PM
hell yeh B I G B O Y 6 7 you rock ill have to try that .my wife will freak out haaaaaahaaaaaa

bigboy67
January 9th, 2007, 12:13 PM
alright, so i liked the peanuts in the last one cuz it gave the shake a smokey kind of taste and killed any fsh smell or taste. but, it dried out the consistency of the shake a little bit. so this time, i put two heaping tablespoons of peanut butter in and boo yow, problem solved

Voodoo
January 11th, 2007, 05:51 PM
dude, thats still gross. - although now im wondering how gross....;)

maverick
January 18th, 2007, 02:31 PM
The Virile Mary Tuna Shake - By Master Chef John Romano
1 can solid white tuna in water,drained
2 1/2 cups V-8 juice
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil (optional)
2 tbsp lemon juice
a dash of a good Habanero pepper sauce

that doesnt sound TOO bad... hmm i might try it

2 1/2 cups of V8... hmm why not write 1 cup of V8 (lol)

johnny_utah
May 16th, 2007, 05:46 PM
i've tried the tuna shake before. i hate tuna but wanted to benefits of eating tuna so i tried the shake a few years ago.

2 cups milk
1 can tuna
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
2 scoops protein powder

since i hate tuna it wasn't that good but it went down and i had one every day for about a month. i think if you like tuna then that would be no problem for someone.