Masterbation question

[Jeebar Bonebreaker]

I've read that masterbation decreases test in the body .... Well being completely serious ... i usually masterbate before i work out because a along time ago a guy named tyler pfeifer ( some might of heard of him) said when he ran cross country he would do that before and would have great endurance ... well i tried this my senior year and it absolutely works... well i was just wondering to increase my gains if a simple test booster taken 10 minutes prior to my "session" would help my test levels which hopefully will lead to increase muscle mass? Thx for any info

[Brent]

Uh oh, this board is starting to resemble a board that gets this question daily!

[jeremyryan03]

Jeebar... you are on the right track... but the P.W.W. (pre workout whackin) is not going to benefit you either way in gains.... If you are going to be prone to do this on the daily, just do it in the showers immediately following workout...

[wedgylx]

i think this has been discussed before......


getting horny but not "finishing" before the gym can raise SHBG I believe


Also "finishing" after the gym can enhance the actions of your lymph system, eliciting a positive response in terms of recovery due to an excited Immune system

This is all theoretical and I'm not sure it would make much of a difference In vivo

[RisingAgainst]

Dude, do like everyone else, FIND A GIRLFRIEND! :o

[ChefDeez]

Dude, do like everyone else, FIND A GIRLFRIEND! :o

True, and it's a great way to squeeze in cardio lol

[RisingAgainst]

True, and it's a great way to squeeze in cardio lol
Squeeze in?? LOL EFF that, I make it a point to do cardio as often as possible when I'm not single. Abs/cardio tonight fellas.. roflmao

[ChefDeez]

hah I know bro I try to do cardio atleast 4-5 times a weak, I'm just saying it's not nearly as fun lol

[RisingAgainst]

hah I know bro I try to do cardio atleast 4-5 times a weak, I'm just saying it's not nearly as fun lol
If I had a willing 'workout partner' (LOL) I would do cardio 14+ times/week... (this must be the ActivaTe Extreme talking.. LOL)

[Viking]

Just think if someone writes in the future "After accepting the helping HAND of my girlfriend after workouts, my gains in size have shot through the roof!!!"

That type of cycle would need a whole new pct, and I don't mean cuddling.

[Jeebar Bonebreaker]

OK thats sounds like a better idea ... getting a GF than buying Supps.... but i dunno i think im going to look into some muscletech products and maybe buy some cell tech ... what you think jeremy ryan? ( PS i do switch it up with both hands)

[nojoke]

"The aim of this study was to review the pattern of penile fracture occurrence, its clinical presentation, diagnosis, management, and outcome at our center. A retrospective analysis of 26 patients with penile fractures treated at our hospital from January 1997 to January 2005 was carried out. We noted an incidence of 3.5 cases per year, occurring more commonly in unmarried men. Of our study group, 28 episodes of penile fractures occurred in 26 patients. Hospital presentation after trauma varied from 2 h to 21 days. Masturbation was the main initiating causative factor and penile hematoma was the most common clinical finding. Nearly 81% noticed the characteristic click prior to the fracture. Clinical diagnosis was adequate in a majority of the cases. Midshaft fractures with right-sided laterality were more frequent in this series. The tear size ranged from 0.5-2.5 cm with a mean of 1.1 cm. All cases, but one, were treated by surgical repair using absorbable sutures. Out of three cases treated conservatively, two failed to respond and had to be treated surgically. False fracture with dorsal vein tear was present in two cases. Involvement of bilateral corpora was seen in one patient. Infection was the most common early complication, while pain with deviation was the late complication. In our experience, clinical findings are adequate enough to diagnose fracture penis in a majority of cases. Surgical exploration with repair of the tear is recommended both in early and delayed presentations. There was no noticeable relationship to the time of initial presentation or with the size and site of tear to the final outcome."


Be careful!



NJ

[nojoke]

Something to be considered!...


"Institute for Medical Psychology and Behavioral Neurobiology, University of Tübingen, Germany.

I examined the relationship of recalled and diary recorded frequency of penile-vaginal intercourse (FSI), noncoital partnered sexual activity, and masturbation to measured waist and hip circumference in 120 healthy adults aged 19-38. Slimmer waist (in men and in the sexes combined) and slimmer hips (in men and women) were associated with greater FSI. Slimmer waist and hips were associated with rated importance of intercourse for men. Noncoital partnered sexual activity had a less consistent association with slimness. Slimmer waist and hips were associated with less masturbation (in men and in the sexes combined). I discuss the results in terms of differences between different sexual behaviors, attractiveness, emotional relatedness, physical sensitivity, sexual dysfunction, sociobiology, psychopharmacological aspects of excess fat and carbohydrate consumption, and implications for sex therapy."

NJ

[nojoke]

Most def. want to watch out for these...Especially if u are in the habit...


"Department of Legal Medicine, Kobe University Graduate School of Medicine, 5-1, Kusunoki-cho 7, Chuo-ku, Kobe 650-0017.

A case of sexual asphyxial death by hanging is presented. A 35-year-old male, found dead lying on his face in a bed of a truck cab, had hanged himself from a window frame using a leather belt. He was completely naked. There were pornographic and sadomasochistic magazines beneath his face, opened to pages depicted nude photographs of a woman. Autopsy findings revealed a ligature mark on the neck and petechial hemorrhages in the conjunctivae, but there were no hemorrhages in the neck muscles or fractures of the hyoid bone or the thyroid cartilage. The alcohol levels in the blood and urine were 0.78 and 0.45 mg/ml, respectively. The circumstances suggested that his death was accidental, and due to asphyxia by hanging performed to enhance sexual gratification during masturbation. Sexual asphyxia is reviewed and discussed.



Institute of Legal Medicine, Medical School Hannover, Carl-Neuberg-Street 1, D-30625 Hannover, Germany.

Between 1978 and 1997 the Institute of Legal Medicine of the Hannover Medical School examined 17 fatal autoerotic deaths. The incidence for the Hannover region was 0.49 cases per million inhabitants per year. The victims included 17 men with an average age of 36.8 years; a peak in the age distribution was seen between 20 and 29 years. Twelve of the men were found by friends or family in a domestic environment, while other situations in which the victims were found included the victim's own car, a hotel room, a canal embankment, a public parking lot as well as the holding cell of the youth detention center. The men were of varying socioeconomic status and held a number of different types of jobs or still attended school. Five of the men were found completely nude, while five were only undressed below the waist. Four men wore women's clothes and two were fully clothed with exposed genitals. Besides women's clothes, other objects found at the scene included various types of sexual aids, including ropes, chains, metal bars, locks, sex magazines, condoms, plastic bags, rubber items, etc. In four cases blood alcohol levels between 0.1 and 2.5 per thousand (urine alcohol levels between 0.2 and 2.5 per thousand ) were found. Toxicologic examination revealed chloroform, ketamine, a propane-butane gas mixture in one case each, and in two cases cocaine and morphine. Causes of death included central paralysis after strangulation (seven cases), asphyxiation (4), subarachnoid hemorrhage (2), intoxication (1), hypothermia (1), left heart failure (1), and drowning (1). The history, findings at scene, and autopsy findings and, in individual cases, other investigations are of utmost importance to accurately reconstruct a fatal autoerotic accident."




NJ

[nojoke]

Good info...



"This current study examined the effect of a 3-week period of sexual abstinence on the neuroendocrine response to masturbation-induced orgasm. Hormonal and cardiovascular parameters were examined in ten healthy adult men during sexual arousal and masturbation-induced orgasm. Blood was drawn continuously and cardiovascular parameters were constantly monitored. This procedure was conducted for each participant twice, both before and after a 3-week period of sexual abstinence. Plasma was subsequently analysed for concentrations of adrenaline, noradrenaline, cortisol, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and testosterone concentrations. Orgasm increased blood pressure, heart rate, plasma catecholamines and prolactin. These effects were observed both before and after sexual abstinence. In contrast, although plasma testosterone was unaltered by orgasm, higher testosterone concentrations were observed following the period of abstinence. These data demonstrate that acute abstinence does not change the neuroendocrine response to orgasm but does produce elevated levels of testosterone in males."


NJ

[nojoke]

i think this has been discussed before......


getting horny but not "finishing" before the gym can raise SHBG I believe


Also "finishing" after the gym can enhance the actions of your lymph system, eliciting a positive response in terms of recovery due to an excited Immune system

This is all theoretical and I'm not sure it would make much of a difference In vivo





This might help...;)




"Department of Medical Psychology, University Clinic of Essen, Essen, Germany.

OBJECTIVE: Sexual arousal and orgasm induce an increase in sympathetic activity as well as in catecholamine and prolactin plasma concentrations. However, the effects of sexual arousal and orgasm on immune functions in man are unknown. Thus, this study investigated the effects of masturbation-induced orgasm on lymphocyte circulation and cytokine production in healthy young males.

METHODS: In a crossover design, 11 volunteers completed an experimental condition in which they were asked to masturbate until orgasm and to participate in a control condition without sexual activity. Blood was drawn continuously for determination of endocrine parameters. In addition, leukocyte and lymphocyte subsets were analyzed via flow cytometry, and the production of lipopolysaccharide-induced interleukin 6 and tumor necrosis factor alpha was measured before and then 5 and 45 min after the orgasm.

RESULTS: The results confirmed transient increases in adrenaline and prolactin plasma concentrations. Sexual arousal and orgasm increased the absolute number of leukocytes, in particular natural killer cells (CD3-CD16+CD56+), in the peripheral blood. In contrast, T cell (CD3+) and B cell (CD3-CD20+) subpopulations as well as the production of interleukin 6 and tumor necrosins factor alpha remained unaffected by sexual activity.

CONCLUSION: These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm."


NJ

[decker528]

i have no idea how you can beat it and then workout. it just makes me want a nap. And as for not finishing, that ain't happnin'. i'll leave that to the women folk.

[cubfan4real]

Whacking off before a workout?

Another sign that the Apocolypse is upon us...

Is that hair gel on the barbell? :eek:

[usf97j4x4]

I've read that masterbation decreases test in the body .... Well being completely serious ... i usually masterbate before i work out because a along time ago a guy named tyler pfeifer ( some might of heard of him) said when he ran cross country he would do that before and would have great endurance ... well i tried this my senior year and it absolutely works... well i was just wondering to increase my gains if a simple test booster taken 10 minutes prior to my "session" would help my test levels which hopefully will lead to increase muscle mass? Thx for any info

Please do us all a favor and wash your hands before you come to the gym.

I just masterbate at the gym, usually on the smith machine. Or sometime i'll try to rub one out while I do one-armed pull ups. It hasnt done anything for my muscles yet but I am sure popular with 45+ ladies.

[usf97j4x4]

Just think if someone writes in the future "After accepting the helping HAND of my girlfriend after workouts, my gains in size have shot through the roof!!!"

That type of cycle would need a whole new pct, and I don't mean cuddling.

HAHAHA... nice. This thread is going down the shitter.

[usf97j4x4]

Whacking off before a workout?

Another sign that the Apocolypse is upon us...

Is that hair gel on the barbell? :eek:


HAHAHA... I reiterate my point.

[cubfan4real]

I just masterbate at the gym, usually on the smith machine. Or sometime i'll try to rub one out while I do one-armed pull ups. It hasnt done anything for my muscles yet but I am sure popular with 45+ ladies.

Now that's funny...

Yet another use for lifting straps.

[usf97j4x4]

Someone reference him to the study that documented the effects of topically applied sperm on hormonal estrogen levels...

[RisingAgainst]

Someone reference him to the study that documented the effects of topically applied sperm on hormonal estrogen levels...
lol.. I could so ruin your day with that post... but I'll let you wallow in your own rues.